okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”
You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.
"Are you serious right now, Dad?"
"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."
I don’t need a doctor, damn it. I am a doctor.
#i love that jim and bones meet when they are both at the lowest point of their life #jim has his own blood on his shirt and has wasted his entire life in this small town #bones has lost everything and would rather face his worst fears than his own failures #they meet when they both have nothing and nobody #three years later jim is captain of the flagship enterprise and bones is his cmo #and you can’t tell me that either of them would have gotten there alone
No one has ever survived a night in the maze.
"I don’t mean to upset you, Emma, but I think we make quite the team.”
"I’ve got an expert of my own coming in to take a look."
or: supernatural werewolf cop Derek Hale tbh